Bastian's Songs

 Battle For Haggar's (Mareg Bagelstein Song)

Are ya ready folk? I can't hear yeeeee

Oh.. Who is tiny and stout but has a bellowing shout? MA-REG BAGEL-STEIN!

Who jumps over the bramble and makes it just fine? MA-REG BAGEL STEIN!

A nimble dwarf is a sight to see. MA-REG BAGEL STEIN!

He can hold his two ales, while he has a pee! MA-REG BAGEL STEIN MA-REG BAGEL STEIN MA REGGG BAGEL STEIN!!!!

 Tylans/Battle for Haggars (Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire)

Zorak and Mareg started the Fire! Like an A Bomb exploding, it left Tylan's army smoking Zorak and Mareg started the Fire! They saved a Gnome potion master Since we don't have a healing caster

Nibbles made some fire-flash, Mareg was lookin' for cash Zor-ak, would attack, the squeaky gnome, he'd give a smack Brought McGibbles back to Merles, his voice like a little-girls, The party split, go to town, or let Tylan burn it down Army on the hor-i-zon, set a trap to kill a ton, Rap-tor, flaming arrow, near miss, lit the barrel Hold the line up on the wall, Mareg makes the ladder fall, Kriskahn, Magic Missiles, cart comes in, it only fizzles Bodies falling from the sky, Tylan is a pussy guy Flees away, to the north, Haggars remains unscathed

Zorak and Mareg started the Fire! Like an A Bomb exploding, it left Tylan's army smoking Zorak and Mareg started the Fire! They saved a Gnome potion master Since we don't have a healing caster

 Rescue of Nibbles T. McGibbles (Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal)

As we rolled up to Merle's Bar, It was a scene that, was bizarre. There were blood stains at the front door, We were afraid that, we would find more.

Merle was lying in the back room, it had seemed like, it was his doom. He spilled the beans about our gnome friend, Tylan took him, it might be his end.

Nibbles are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Nib-les? Nibbles are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Nib-les?

He's been snatched by, He's been grabbed by, That dickhead Tylan